Baa Baa Troll Sheep
Have you any fuel?
Yes sir, yes sir,
My signal bars aren’t full!
1 for the lefty,
2 for the right.
None for the bumper-less
who don’t want their iPhone out of site.
OK, I am unbelievably tired of the whining surrounding the iPhone 4′s so called Antennagate. Granted I live in a high reception area and I have been known to drop a phone or two, so yeah my iPhone is sheathed in a bumper. Sure Apple has done a less then stellar PR job on this one, But Steve Jobs is right, the antenna thing is not new and easily negated with a bumper. So if you are complaining and actually own an iPhone 4, and aren’t a troll with nothing better to do, here are your options:
1. Stop using your Jedi Kung-Fu action deathgrip.
2. Hold your phone in your other hand
3. Get a bumper or other case (Apple will be giving them away for free)
4. Return it
5. STFU already.
This is my 4th iPhone. I have had each generation and I can honestly say each has been an improvement on the last. The iPhone 4 is gorgeous in form and function. The screen is amazing. It is fast, reliable, and the best battery life of any smartphone I have ever owned.
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