So I have a confession to make. By the title it should be obvious, I snore. I never really snored before, or at least not loud enough for it to ever be an issue for anyone. But over the last few months I have started to snore (as my wife put it) like a chainsaw. My ENT gave me a couple of nasal sprays and said lets see how this works for you. Hit and miss but better than without it. It got worse again when I ran out of the drug and didn’t get a refill. Irresponsible I know. OK so here is the deal I apparently have a deviated septum. And this is the most likely cause of my snoring. So I am left with few choices.
1. Keep taking $120 a month worth of meds.
2. Have surgery.
3. Buy a new bed and move into the basement.
So mighty intertubes what do I do. Go under the knife for my wife
Keep taking the meds and hope it improves to the point she doesn’t notice.
Move into my Man Cave
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My husband snores. It was either kill him or buy earplugs.
I bought very comfortable earplugs.
I wonder if she would wear earplugs.
So, my husband snores. And breathes when he sleeps, both of which are unacceptable. I used to kick him and make him roll over on his side and then I would kick him some more and if he were really annoying and it was really late, I would poke him aggressively in the upper arm. Hopefully your wife is nicer than I am. So, I have a white noise machine and I would turn the TV on and I would put a pillow over my head and then I would kick my husband some more.
It was turning into a real problem.
I just this weekend got some “sleepphones” which are a headband with flat earphones in them that I attach to my white noise machine and I haven’t had to freak out in the middle of the night since.
And that is my story of dealing with snoring. May you or your wife draw some inspiration from it.
I hope so, I don’t relish the idea of surgery
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