Corey Feldman A to Z

A is for actor. No I am not.

B is for brown.  My eyes and my hair.

C is for coffee. Oh how I love you dear.

D is dog. I would like one a lot.

E is for Egret, my first children’s book.

F is for Fowl. I’d rather not look.

G is for G-d. Skeptic of dogma, but Atheist I’m not.

H is for high. I wish I could fly.

I is for ice. Why does summer have to end?

J is for Jewish. On Shabbat I depend.

K is for my kids. They bring me so high.

L is for lucky. My family makes it so.

M is for Melissa.  Who holds me together.

N is for need.  A new job to help us weather.

O is for Order. Kept by Melissa on the go.

P is for purchase. My book is in supply.

Q is for queen. Schrodi cat, queen of our home.

R is for running. A trance while I roam.

S is of Samara.  That you weren’t born makes me cry.

T is for tension. Sometimes to much to bare.

U is for universe. My connection is usually there.

V is for vain. Hiding it is still a lie.

W is for winter. I’m a child of summer.

X is for Xanax. For my first book signing I’ll take.

Y is for yogurt. A favorite snack for my break.

Z is for Zen. May my ego someday slumber.

Why Home Depot Sucks

This post is really more of a training, HR/Operations, branding post then bashing Home Depot.  Well maybe it is also a pissed off rant, but that is part of the point.Let me first tell you my last two very recent experiences with home depot.

Our dishwasher broke, so we shopped around and found what we thought was a good deal at home depot. We found someone to help us who seemed very knowledgeable and helpful. So we picked out our washer bought it and arranged for installation. Apparently Maryland or Montgomery County passed some sort of law that says only a certified plumber can install a dishwasher. No one had bothered telling this sales associate. So what I though was an installation date was really a drop off date. We were then given a number to call to set up installation. I was pissed and I tweeted it. To Home Depot’s credit, their social medial team saw the tweet and took action. While we had to live with a giant box in our hallway for a week, they did refund us the installation cost.

So fast forward a little over a month. Our master bath shower door shatters. And when I say shatters I mean into millions of pieces. So cooled off from the last experience and mollified by the social media intervention, we went back to Home Depot. The kitchen/bath lady was tied up but she referred us to someone else that could help us.  He was helpful. We picked out our door. He even gave is some advice. He told us the installers wouldn’t even make an appointment until the door was delivered so we should take it with us. Now there was no way that was fitting in our car so I asked about delivery. He told me a much cheaper option would be to rent the Home Depot truck for $19 versus $75 for delivery, and if we were in a hurry, that was also the quicker option. We asked about price for installation. He couldn’t remember the exact price but thought it was around $150. We got the door and headed to the service desk. We should have known there was a problem when it took 4 people a half hour to set up the installation team/company to give us a call. So when we get the door home and a day later we get the phone call. It wasn’t to install, they said that they were expecting us to buy a door from them. When we said we already had the door, they said they don’t do installations on other stores doors. They used to have an agreement with Home Depot, but that ended over a year ago. So we called HD and they apologized and tried to find some store that would do the install. After several reminder calls, someone finally called us back with a quote of $450 dollars. Needless to say we declined and found someone who would do it for $100.

Now I don’t know where the break down in communication was, between the store upper management and its Sales Associates and MODs, or between corporate and the store.  But the thing is, as a customer all I see is the Home Depot brand that miserably failed us twice in less than 2 months. I can’t imagine buying anything from them that requires install, ever again, all do to a failure to communicate to the line staff. Unacceptable.

Earlier riser who will not stay in his room

OK Intertubes and Facebook friends, I call on your parental wisdom. Our 5 year old is an early riser and will not stay in his room. The time he wakes up does seem to be independent on the time he goes to bed.  So we have a very regular routine where he comes in, and whoever is not out exercising, is woken up.  Now I don’t mind when he is scared.  I’ve been there. I had terrible nightmares/terrors as a kid (still do). And if Josh is afraid, I believe you do whatever it takes to help your child feel safe and get back to bed.

The first time he woke me up this morning,  he couldn’t find Airplane. Now Airplane is a little stuffed dog I bought him on my last business trip.  When I travel I always pick up stuffed animals from the airport for my boys. Ironical my last trip was to a pretty small airport with not much a a gift shop, so I had to stop off at Walgreen’s on my way home to get him his travel present; and of course this stuffed animal bought walking distance from our house is the one he dubbed Airplane.  Anyway I know he need Airplane to sleep, so I drag myself out of bed, look under his covers and pull out the missing Airplane. I go to tuck him back in and he says he is done sleeping.  So I tell him, now worries, turn on your light and play, and I’ll come get you when I get up.

But here is what frustrates me. Shortly after a I am back a sleep, I feel tap, tap, tap on my arm, followed by an I’m bored. Lately he will come in 3 or 4 time to tell me he is bored. Now this kid has toys galore. We have switched them up, made suggestions the night before. Nothing has worked. We have tried consequences and rewards. Reason and lessons about respect, love and kindness. I think he just doesn’t want to be alone and we are out of ideas.  Suggestions please!

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