My Book

January 3, 2013 by 2 Comments

If you came to this site because you were Googling  something like – I hate Corey Feldman or Corey Feldman Sucks, Please know I am not an 80′s actor.  I am however a mostly likable writer. Please don’t judge or ignore my book due to that assumption. So for those who don’t know I wrote a children’s book called Egret the Elephant. If you haven’t already picked up a copy I wanted to let you know the various places it is available.

Paperback
On Cloud Nine (Potomac 7Locks plaza above park potomac)
Children’s Place (Rockville, MD)
Ebook
iPad or iPhone – Apple iBooks store
Please feel free to share this message on if you know someone with kids that might be interested.

Filed Under: iPad, iPhone, Local, The other Corey Feldman, writing

Corey Feldman A to Z

October 18, 2012 by 6 Comments

A is for actor. No I am not.

B is for brown.  My eyes and my hair.

C is for coffee. Oh how I love you dear.

D is dog. I would like one a lot.

E is for Egret, my first children’s book.

F is for Fowl. I’d rather not look.

G is for G-d. Skeptic of dogma, but Atheist I’m not.

H is for high. I wish I could fly.

I is for ice. Why does summer have to end?

J is for Jewish. On Shabbat I depend.

K is for my kids. They bring me so high.

L is for lucky. My family makes it so.

M is for Melissa.  Who holds me together.

N is for need.  A new job to help us weather.

O is for Order. Kept by Melissa on the go.

P is for purchase. My book is in supply.

Q is for queen. Schrodi cat, queen of our home.

R is for running. A trance while I roam.

S is of Samara.  That you weren’t born makes me cry.

T is for tension. Sometimes to much to bare.

U is for universe. My connection is usually there.

V is for vain. Hiding it is still a lie.

W is for winter. I’m a child of summer.

X is for Xanax. For my first book signing I’ll take.

Y is for yogurt. A favorite snack for my break.

Z is for Zen. May my ego someday slumber.

Filed Under: Birds, Coffee, Family, grateful, Home, Phobia, Poetry, religion, running, Skeptic, The other Corey Feldman

Not an 80′s Actor, No seriously I’m not

April 29, 2012 by 4 Comments

If you look at any social media site or my blog I pretty clearly say I’m not an 80′s actor. I also have a recent picture in my profile and the “other” Corey Felman and I look nothing a like.  The other day a Social Media friend @ninjapoodles told me NPR was calling my name. So I clicked over to their page and they were asking for people who shared names with someone famous to share their experiences. I don’t recall what I said, and don’t have the time to check but I will post a comment thread of one of my new favorite blogs http://momminitup.com/  - one of @JennyItUp recent articles.

[Redacted]

“I am green with envy that Corey Feldman reads your blog. I guess I’ll just have to settle for Miss USA, Kim Seelbrede and Kim Kardashian.

Oh well.

UP”

My response was “Well I am the REAL Corey Feldman, but I’ve never been in an 80′s movie” which is something similar to my typical response.

The timing of the NPR post was funny because the next day I got this email, and yes I get things like this all of the time.

“Hey Corry. Nice to see your connected to G+. You do not know me personally but have sooken to your agent, Scott, several times about the [Redacted] Movie Production. I like your posts and will continue to follow. [Redacted]

Now I’m not one to be touchy about spelling mistakes, if you read my blog you clearly know I live in a glass house. But I usually try and get the person’s name spelled right.  But if you really follow my posts, do you not see the very clear picture of me or my tag line “Not an 80′s Actor” Or how about the fact I talk about my life as a Suburban DC dad, HR Pro and wannabe writer. Help me understand [Redacted] why you might think I am a bad news bear, lost boy, dreaming a little dream about Gremlins?

Filed Under: Social Media, The other Corey Feldman
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