If you came to this site because you were Googling something like – I hate Corey Feldman or Corey Feldman Sucks, Please know I am not an 80′s actor. I am however a mostly likable writer. Please don’t judge or ignore my book due to that assumption. So for those who don’t know I wrote a children’s book called Egret the Elephant. If you haven’t already picked up a copy I wanted to let you know the various places it is available.
A is for actor. No I am not.
B is for brown. My eyes and my hair.
C is for coffee. Oh how I love you dear.
D is dog. I would like one a lot.
E is for Egret, my first children’s book.
F is for Fowl. I’d rather not look.
G is for G-d. Skeptic of dogma, but Atheist I’m not.
H is for high. I wish I could fly.
I is for ice. Why does summer have to end?
J is for Jewish. On Shabbat I depend.
K is for my kids. They bring me so high.
L is for lucky. My family makes it so.
M is for Melissa. Who holds me together.
N is for need. A new job to help us weather.
O is for Order. Kept by Melissa on the go.
P is for purchase. My book is in supply.
Q is for queen. Schrodi cat, queen of our home.
R is for running. A trance while I roam.
S is of Samara. That you weren’t born makes me cry.
T is for tension. Sometimes to much to bare.
U is for universe. My connection is usually there.
V is for vain. Hiding it is still a lie.
W is for winter. I’m a child of summer.
X is for Xanax. For my first book signing I’ll take.
Y is for yogurt. A favorite snack for my break.
Z is for Zen. May my ego someday slumber.